Let’s start with the good news, and then later on I’ll tell you about the audio up above I’ve sent you.
The good news! WE’RE HAVING A PARTY!!!
Tonight at 9:00 Eastern I’m hosting Office Hours and you’re invited to attend via Zoom or phone. No passwords required. Just click on this link to RSVP and you’re in! You can watch, listen, or speak. You can be seen or not seen, heard or not heard. Whatever mood you’re in is OK with me, so long as you’re there. Seriously, last week we spent twenty minutes watching people get wasted and it was better than anything on Netflix.
Tonight Dr. Jennifer Verdolin will once again attempt to forge a love connection using her animal dynamics mating guide. If you’re alone, you just might meet somebody.
Bring your pets for our Animal Beauty Pageant. Does you pet have what it takes to be The Modern Industrialized World’s Cutest Animal? Probably not, but let’s find out. No winner last week, and so the jackpot goes up to $2,000,000.
Last week, we met a one day old Goat. Laura House called her the Greatest of All Time goats. We also saw our two baby chicks, Lunch and Dinner, who seem to be getting bigger and bigger over there in Minnesota.
Mark Breslin, the founder and president of Yuk Yuk’s, the largest comedy chain in North America and possibly the world, will be showing up. We will discuss the future of comedy, and take your questions about the stand-up explosion he personally sparked in the late 1970s.
We will also have Professor Harvey J. Kaye, Laura House will lead us in some meditation, and The Rev. Barry W. Lynn will offer up a prayer as he competes in David Feldman Presents: America’s Next Top Pastor.
I’ve also invited all the guests who appeared on this week’s show, plus a few men and women running for Congress. Plus, listeners who appeared on my show this week should be in attendance.
Not quite sure exactly about all the people who will show up. But that’s the fun. All I know is we’ll have teachers, students, professors, pilots, shut-ins, journalists, drunks, comedians, Uber drivers, comedy writers, janitors, authors and unemployed hit men.
Party starts 9:00 Eastern until I pretend to need sleep.
OK. That’s the fun.
Now for the heavy lifting. For Friday’s show we did a Covid-19 Town Hall where our friends The Irritable Immunologist and Ebola Expert Henry Hakamaki took your questions and did something nobody in Washington or television will do— tell the truth about what we’re up against with this pandemic.
When you have time, please listen to the special audio I’ve sent you. We need to learn this stuff in order to make the right decisions for ourselves and each other.
Finally, thanks to the new technology we’re harnessing, YOU can attend tapings of my podcast and radio show via Zoom or phone. I love having you with me, and love it even more when you spark the show with questions.
If you want to sit in on future tapings, contact me. Your presence energizes me and animates the guests.
It’s a shopworn cliche by now to say, “We’re all in this together.” But thanks to you pathetic humps I sometimes feel that.
So, thanks for keeping me company, and helping ALL of us figure this out.
Your Friend,
David Feldman
Medicare for All
A Party! Then A Covid-19 Seminar