Alvin Doesn't Need To Bragg

Your invitation for Office Hours with The Rev. Barry W. Lynn

Alvin doesn’t mean to Bragg.

Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg is frustrated by all the publicity surrounding Donald Trump’s upcoming trial and reportedly wants to get back to doing what the Manhattan DA alway does best, protecting New Yorkers from innocent people of color.

Meanwhile, Trump faces the possibility of spending the night in a roach infested jail cell crawling with rats and bedbugs. To prepare himself he’s booked a room at the Trump National Doral Hotel in Miami.

Donald should be arraigned on Tuesday. The former president will be spared the indignity of dipping his thumb in black ink and instead, as a courtesy, police will dust Lady Justice’s breasts for his fingerprints.

Think about it for a second. It took 43 years for New York City to indict Donald Trump. In Manhattan, the wheels of justice don’t turn slowly. They are booted, clamped and permanently immobilized.

Trump should have been sent to Rikers decades ago.

I’m convinced that Donald Trump saved Central Park’s Wollman Rink as a way of saying thanks to a city that, no matter what crime he committed, always let him skate.

It was Manhattan’s legal system that created Trump.

Manhattan judges and prosecutors conveniently looked the other way, knowing that they would need jobs and favors from Trump and his friends. That’s how you can always tell you’re in a Trump building. The revolving door is permanently set to spin.

Before the casinos, the hotels, and the politics Donald Trump was illegally evicting the poor and the middle class, emptying out single room occupancies, literally creating thousands of homeless to make room for tacky, mob built skyscrapers that, like Trump himself, are ugly on the outside as they are on the inside.

But let’s all puff out our chest and take a victory lap because Trump was indicted. Scoop out your brains with a melon ball and replace the contents with moldy banana pudding. That way you can all think that in America no man is above the law.

This indictment is a lesson for everyone.

Even if you’ve committed only 403,546 federal, state and local crimes out in the open, while simultaneously warning judges, prosecutors and police that if you were arrested there would be armed attacks against government buildings, there is a distinct possibility that you may or may not be charged with a bookkeeping error that’s probably going to get knocked down to a misdemeanor.

Meanwhile Donald Trump still wants the Republican nomination for president.

A new poll shows his lead has doubled in the past month. And, it could possibly triple once that DA in Georgia indicts him for election fraud.

Republicans sure love their bad boys. The only thing that could help Florida Governor Ron DeSantis right now is getting arrested for killing his wife. And if he gets the electric chair he just might win the nomination.

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Before I go, I want to remind my listeners that tonight at 8 pm Eastern I’m hosting a launch party on Zoom for The Rev. Barry W. Lynn’s new book “Porn.”

“Porn” is part of his new trilogy “Paid To Piss People Off” which will be released on April 1, 2023.

You can purchase it here.

The Reverend and I will talk and take your questions until 9 pm Eastern. And then Comedy Writer Jon Ross and I will record a quick segment for my podcast.

We want to hear what YOU have to say.

See you this evening!

Best,

David